Using the immense computational power of a six-thousand-node Beowulf cluster to factor in immense numbers of variables, and finally overwriting the result of this trillion-instruction calculative path with the output of perl's rand() function, the CGI recommends that you eat...

Pomelos

Disclaimer: this advice is not guaranteed to be compatible with your health, your personal tastes, or good taste in general. This is no substitute for the use of omens or supermarket tabloids as a source of dietary advice.

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