Thinking of joining Lifemax? I recommend against it, for the following reasons:

Finally, if you want to see the ad that drew my attention, the full text is here:

MILA, the miracle seed bringing health and wealth to you!

This is a unique exciting event - eat scrumptiously, learn about a remarkable Superfood called MILA (health benefits and fun biz opportunities).

Mila is the highest plant source and the most nutrient dense food on the planet which is a blend of chia seeds.

Come to listen to the presentation that will transform your health! Heart disease, high blood pressure, weight loss, cholesterol, healthy skin, cancer, diabetes, arthritis, obesity, depression, autism, inflammation, mind clarity.

Wednesday, August 3rd4th at 7:00PM

5285 Diamond Heights Blvd, San Francisco

(recreation room)

Don't wait and try Mila! Your body will thank you!

Call Anyo at 510-666 1334 to reserve your seat and empower your energy with a glass of Mila!!!!!!

We look forward to seeing you there!

Yep, that's right. Unsubstatiated and incoherent implications that it's good for everything from autism to cancer. Even if Lifemax itself WERE a good idea, this sort of stupidity is a nearly inevitable consequence of MLMs.