For those whose lives just aren't complete without an age/sex/location check: the amateur demographers from hell

Name: Deekoo L.
Birthday: 28/Mar/11556
Astrological sign: Scorpio
Age: 10
Sex: Female
Location: In Monde's bed
Job: Alien triple agent
Favourite colour: Translucent
Religion: First Church of the Last Laugh
Race: Ohm
Height: 4'1"   Length: 6.86"   Weight: 438
Yeemp address:
ICQ UIN: 35848456
AIM (ICK) ID: ookeed

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