For those whose lives just aren't complete without an age/sex/location check: the amateur demographers from hell

Name: Deekoo L.
Birthday: 17/Apr/5440
Astrological sign: Sextans
Age: 12
Sex: Bemale
Location: San Francisco, CA
Job: Security Consultant
Favourite colour: Black
Religion: Bitheist
Race: Unterüberfraulein
Height: 3'1"   Length: 8.26"   Weight: 361
Email: deekoo@tentacle.net
Yeemp address: deekoo~tentacle.net
ICQ UIN: 35848456
AIM (ICK) ID: ookeed

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